Sri Lankan Bus

"The Gods were smiling on me that day. I didn't really want to fuck Maxi. I wouldn't refuse if she was the aggressor, but I wasn't thinking good thoughts about my wife just then. After the girls had gone to bed and Maxi and I were sitting on the couch watching TV Maxi said:"I hope that you don't have your heart set on making love tonight. Aunt Flo showed up a day earlier than expected." Damn! Ain't that just my luck! I've been waiting all afternoon and evening to get you in bed so we could play." I can give you some oral loving. That will take the edge off for you."I didn't really want to fuck her, but I wasn't going to say no to a hum job. We took it upstairs and Maxi did indeed take the edge off for me.When Maxine's time of the month came around it was usually four or five days before she wanted to make love again. That gave me some breathing room. Time to think on my problem.Over the next four days I got myself tested for STDs, got some legal advice and thought hard on what to do.. Whoopi got up slowly, and very unsteady as if her shoes were unfamiliar to her and stumbled up to the podium as much for support as to talk to the camera. Seeing the red light on the camera she started to speak and then noticed her arms as if seeing them for the first time. "Whoa, look at that, instant tan!" She then went on in a stream of consciousness monologue, which sounded, eerily like her good friend Robin Williams. Helen Hunt barged onstage and grabbed the microphone away from Whoopi.In an unusual Bronx accent, Helen spoke to Whoopi. "You may look like me, but you ain't me, girlfriend! Of course I ain't exactly me right now, either, but even in this tiny white girl's body, I'm still the hostess of this show and I'll do the talking." Whoop?" Whoopi asked the other woman. "It's me, Rob! Robin Williams!" Get OUT! You're in my body Robin? This is so weird! So give me back my body already, this joke is getting old and these tits are way too small for my taste in clothes." Yeah, well.
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